PHP The Anthem - Himno de PHP

Letra:




Oh yeah. (Oh yeah.)
(Just one day it just hits you all of a sudden. It’s just like…)


Oh yeah, I’m so PHP this year.
Got a mic in the left, and ‘n the right, cold beer.
Compile that Apache.
Now we got version 5 and two chicks laid out in the back seat.
Yeah, sometimes the code looks a little trashy.
But, this ain’t ColdFusion.
Stop talking sassy, and pull up them panties.


I’m really… I’m just saying; why don’t you go check out the API reference docs.
They’re really good.
(They are.)


Is it underline or CamelCase?
I can’t remember; I’ve been busy poundin’ cakes.
It’s what PHP developers do.
We get more booty than you.
Don’t be jealous when you smell us; check the Boolean dude, it reads…


[chorus]
(Oh yeah.)
Check the Boolean dude; it reads true.
(Oh yeah.)
PHP gets more booty than you.
(Oh yeah.)
Check the Boolean dude; it reads true.
(Oh yeah.)
PHP gets more booty than you.
(Oh yeah.)
Check the Boolean dude; it reads…


True, PHP gets more booty than you,
but we still keep it clean.
MySQL really real wrappin’ all strings.
Filter input like it was a herpes strain.
(You know what I’m saying?)
That’s why we got the STD class.
Objects we pass might need to be trashed.
Girl, what you doin’?


Come gunzip this.
Be my witness as I strip this string of all slashes.
Now, I got what I need.
No traversing my filesystem when you ain’t supposed to be.
That’s how it is rolling with PHP.
All the hot chicks, yeah, they love PHP.
(It’s so true.)
(Oh yeah, that’s what I’m talking about.)


[chorus]


(Yo, yo, tell ‘em about it.)

PHP, Himno PHP